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Wink – Introduction
It is not actually a game involving any winking, but ones you have started playing it you will want to play all night, till you’re really tired and groggy. [According to *YRUU legend, wink ones involved some actual winking, but no one knows how far bake in its lineage you would have to go to find some.] It is usually played at ^Unitarian Universalist youth cons vary vary late at night.
At lest nine players(but more will make it a much more interesting and thrilling game fore those who are playing) and a carpeted room with enough space so that the group can sit around a large pile of bedding and cushions(i.e., sleeping bags, couch cushions, pillows and sometimes sleeping pads).
The objective of all the number one players, is to be the first to free God with a kiss(i.e., make him/her mortal again), thus causing their number two player to become the new God. The objective of all the number two players is to holed back there number one player, thus inhibiting them from completing there mission, and not becoming the new God themselves. The object of the one who is God, is to be made mortal again be enticing the number ones with his/hers love to free them with a kiss. [The freeing of god with a kiss thing is discussed in more detail below.]
Ones a big pile of bedding and cushions(i.e., sleeping bags, couch cushions, pillows and sometimes sleeping pads) is gathered in the middle of the room on the carpeted flour it is time for all the players except one to pair off. The one who dos not pair off is the one who will be God first. Ones all the pairs are established. It is time for them to divide themselves in to player ones and player twos. Then God and all the player ones sit around the pile of bedding and pillows. The number twos sit behind there number one.
The game begins by God saying whom he/she loves(example, God loves all though’s who have on blue pants) and if any of the number ones feel that this describes them, then they will crawl across the pile of bedding and cushions as fast as they can toward God.[Never, ever sued a number one run, jump, skip or do any other kind of up right form of motion, this is so no one gets trampled on.] But if nun of the number ones feel that this describes them then god will say who ells he/she loves(example, God loves all though’s who have been to Ottawa) and if a number one feels that this describes them then they will crawl across the pile of bedding and cushions toward God. Hopefully a number on can now go. Ones a bunch of number ones are off crawling at a brake neck speed and knocking each other over and their number twos are trying diligently to hold them bake, which is when a number one reaches God. And when a number one reaches God he/she must kiss God on the cheek. And ones God has been kissed on the cheek he/she is mad mortal again and is no longer God. The number two of the number one who did this is now the new god, and his/her former number one becomes the former god’s new number two. So now it is time for the new god to say who he/she loves but before he/she dos, the unsuccessful number ones must switch places with their successful number two.
Game Play – Etcetera
If the game is being payed with a large number of players, to mack the game more challenging for the players, the Two Away Rule can be enacted.(This is don so that the players have a more challenging time when it comes to the lusting afer of God and to inshore no players gets an easy chance at kissing God.) The Two Away Rule, is when the two pairs next to God, sit out until God is made mortal again and the new God is not next to them.][And, NEVER EVER EVER EVER should a player play with SHOOS, LONG EARINGS or other HARD, SHARP or POINTED OBJECTS on.] So that’s it folks, GO AND PLAY! I SAID GO AND PLAY WINK!!! NOW!!!
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