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#52. Zero O’clock

By: Devin Kira Murphy

Zero O’clock
Time for the press release
Hope they can handle the revealing
Their asking for the news
Why did Harriet fly into Judy’s yard?
How was Teena and Albert’s time seeing the gnomes?
Well Harriet was fallowing a homing signal
What homing signal?
Well I can’t say just yet ’cause it is a mater of national security
Ok on to how Teena and Albert liked seeing the gnomes
Teena liked the gnome with the peanut butter scented oil and the long Santa stile beard, best
What did Albert think of the gnomes?
Well I’m not sure, but we do know he was made to enlist in the privet nose flout players militia on the way back to Canada and has not been seen since
Who is the Hunk?
Who is the Hunk?…well that’s all for now


#19. Judy Is Falling For The Raccoons

By: Devin Kira Murphy

Judy is umber,
Judy is falling for the raccoons, but she must be aware of their traps
And I thought their names were Leena
Come with me, Teena
Come finally far, far from home, no, not to meet the gnomes
Yes, we can meet the gnomes later
Judy, you have to be aware of the traps, yes, Teena, you have to be aware of the traps also, oh, and their names, yes, the raccoons names are not Leena