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#75. You Say (Who The Hell Is Frank?)

By: Devin Kira Murphy

You say: “who the hell is Frank?”
Well I’ll just tell you that he is the one who gets me dawn in the evening, and the one who gets me up in the morning
And that he is not boring
‘Cause he is exited, but only wen he goes to get the best bread
Yeah he only goes to get the best bread when it is in read
Read paper bags marked with tags indicating that it is on sale for 3 dollars for 2 loaves at Mallar’s Gourmet Oven Cookery
You say: “who the hell is Frank?”
Well I’ll just tell you that he is the one who gets me dawn at twilight, and the one who gets me up at down
And that he is not gone
‘Cause he is so right hear with his laughter that gets me red in my face, just like the colour of my bed
My bed I got from Ted at Previously Used Beds, Bedding and Mattresses

#69. Saturday

By: Devin Kira Murphy

It was Saturday,
In faked it was the Saturday after Judy’s return home from Boston after her successful finishing of exams
It was Saturday,
In faked it was the Saturday when she was to finely throw out that rotten spam casserole, the one that was still in her frig
It was kind of strange for Judy to have a spam casserole in her frig seeing as she’s vegetarian
It was Saturday,
In faked it was the Saturday when Judy would start her day of as always, but for one difference
The difference was to be that she would have some white wine with her cereal
Cereal, Judy always starts her day of with cereal, “Jane Fox’s Foxy Homemade Granola Mix” to be precise (well ever sins she gave up on Fruit Loops)
It was Saturday,
It was the Saturday when she would get drunk on white wine and then…
Well then she would have her old high school friends Samantha and Erin over for a good time
Well it was Saturday again,
Well it was to be the Saturday after the Saturday when Judy’s high school friends Samantha and Erin came over to her home
In faked it was to be the Saturday when Judy would wake up in her bed clinging lovingly to her high school friends Samantha and Erin, with the realization that they had never left…

#55. I Didn’t Get Enough

By: Devin Kira Murphy

YO JUDY!
It’s just I didn’t get enough
I did not get enough of your loving
I didn’t get enough the first time
The first time, the time with you and Frank
It’s just Judy I didn’t get enough
I did not get enough of your loving
The second time, the time you stopped at 5:16.02pm
I wanted more,
I wanted more the first time
I wanted more the second,
I wanted more the second time as well
So maybe you me and Frank we could have another love triangle!
So what do you say?
How’s you go get Frank and meet me at the corner of First and Brown Streets
We can do it there,
Or,
In my upstairs bathroom’s bathtub or,
In my main level washroom stall or,
Under my kitchen sink,
Or anywhere you and Frank want to do it
Yeah we can do it lost-in-the-wilderness style or commando style or lost in the woods style or even hungry monkey style
I just learnt hungry monkey style it’s way cool,
IT’S WAY COOL!
So what do you say?
Lets have another love triangle!?!
Come on Judy,
I haven’t gotten enough,
Yet that is…

#29. My After Love Making Feelings My Love

By: Devin Kira Murphy

Oh Judy,
I want more of your kisses even though they feel like deflating beachballs against my lips
Oh Judy,
I want more of your touching, even though that feels like an electric sander rubbing hard against my skin
I want more of you
Yes I want more of your loving
Oh Judy, why did you stop…
Oh Judy, Why did you stop your love-making last Saturday at 5:16:02pm
Oh these are just my after-love-making feelings, my love
Oh why did you stop your love-making last Saturday at 5:16:02pm
Can’t you see, Judy, I wasn’t satisfied with 9 hours of love- making?
-Sincerely, Your Hunk

P.S. Call me – I want to know how Tuesday sounds for our next love-making session
Oh – and my phone number is still 123-4567