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#55. I Didn’t Get Enough

By: Devin Kira Murphy

YO JUDY!
It’s just I didn’t get enough
I did not get enough of your loving
I didn’t get enough the first time
The first time, the time with you and Frank
It’s just Judy I didn’t get enough
I did not get enough of your loving
The second time, the time you stopped at 5:16.02pm
I wanted more,
I wanted more the first time
I wanted more the second,
I wanted more the second time as well
So maybe you me and Frank we could have another love triangle!
So what do you say?
How’s you go get Frank and meet me at the corner of First and Brown Streets
We can do it there,
Or,
In my upstairs bathroom’s bathtub or,
In my main level washroom stall or,
Under my kitchen sink,
Or anywhere you and Frank want to do it
Yeah we can do it lost-in-the-wilderness style or commando style or lost in the woods style or even hungry monkey style
I just learnt hungry monkey style it’s way cool,
IT’S WAY COOL!
So what do you say?
Lets have another love triangle!?!
Come on Judy,
I haven’t gotten enough,
Yet that is…

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#7. Judy Is…

By: Devin Kira Murphy, with some help from Joel Fox

Judy is a virgin
Judy is a giantess
Judy has only done it lost in the woods style and she is under age
Judy is also under the bed right now with…
Judy is so understanding
Judy was so understanding when I said I saw her under the bed with Glenn doing it commando style, wait I thought that she had only done it lost in the woods style
Mish mash goes my mind, mish mash goes my mind
Oh my Judy where are my petting utensils?
Oh wait they must have been under the bed with you and Glenn
And who is Glenn anyway!
You bitch Judy!
Judy is a bitch
Judy is a giantess
She has only done it lost in the woods style
And Judy is a virgin
Mish mash goes me mind
Mish mash goes me mind