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#61. Judy And The Journal, Part Four: Judy On The Run From Judy

By: Devin Kira Murphy

On the run
Oh away from that tall bitch
Yes hard she did hit, me

On the run
Oh she snatched away the journal
Yes from my hands, see

On the run
Oh without the famed journal book
Yes ’cause she started a fight

On the run
Oh with a big water gun
Yes that is so vary right

On the run
Oh maybe I should just hide
Yes then me she won’t tease

On the run
Oh maybe I should just hide
Yes then me she won’t seize

On the run
Oh away from that tall bitch
Yes hard she did hit, me

On the run
Oh she snatched away the journal
Yes from my hands, see

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#59. Judy And The Journal, Part Three: And It Was Found By Judy Short

By: Devin Kira Murphy

In an alleyway on the way to church is where Sophy a youth group newbie of only 2 months found the sweat stained journal
In fact it was the same journal that Judy had accidentally dropped there only very recently during a moment of heated passion
Sophy had never seen or even heard of the journal before today, but she knew it must be of some great importance,
So she scooped up the journal off of the ground and continued on her way to church
When she got to church she promptly should the journal to all of her fellow youth group members
They were so excited because they thought it was lost for good,
They said did you know Sophy that the journal was written by 3 extraordinary former YRUU members, who’s names mean, poet, courteous and Jehovah is God
She couldn’t think of what to say in response, so she just offered to read some of it to them
They were so eager to here some of it that the youth group meeting got off to a late, late, late, start
Well it was a late, late, late, start because they would not let Sophy stop reading from the journal,
She read many of the poems including, Hank To Rudy, Hank With Ben Going Riding On A Pedal Powered Vehicle Made For Two and Ocean Was What Rudy was lost On
Well when the meeting was over Sophy accidentally left the journal on the youth group coffee table,
And It was found by Judy Short,
Well only a year later during the youth group’s next con

#47. Judy Falls Into The Dark Side

By: Devin Murphy

Judy felt herself spin out of control
Her glass hit the pave and shattered into a gazillion pieces
She felt it all go black, as deep a black as her metre long hair
Her head hit the pave as well
Everyone screamed
She had only had two glasses of Mike’s Hard Lemonade
Everyone screamed
She had now joined the dark side

#39. The Day Judy Met Judy

By: Devin Kira Murphy

Judy hated her name, her last name
In fact she never used it
Even her friends didn’t use it
Well that was till the day she met Judy, Judy Short
Judy Short was from Cwadle-Ville just like Marcel Craig
But unlike Judy from New York State, Judy Short was short and pudgy and didn’t have red hair, she had black hair spiked straight up for a metre in the air
Judy was introduced to Judy Short by Marcel-Craig and during the introduction Judy told Judy short her last name and it’s Longtall
It’s very ironic because Judy Longtall is long and tall in height
Judy Longtall likes her name, her last name, now
In fact her friends even use it now