Tag Archives: Fred

#64. Too Many Stray Sheep On The Road

By: Devin Kira Murphy & Joel Fox

Judy, this isn’t working for me…
We need more hay
The pig’s in the barrel and the dog’s out with Darrell and who the hell is Darrell, anyway?
Wasn’t his name Fred?
Or was it Fredly?-the one who opened a reverse- osmosis pottery barn, and illegally served Bin, the shepherd from way out on Goth Street, East Side?
The East Side was where they had too many stray sheep on the road!
Stray Sheep was a new brand name of tiers, as seen on Judging Judy, The Albert Show, featuring the omnipresent societal outcasts, Stephen and Bill Watterington, and Blowing Bubbles with Marcel Craig/Marcel Creig’s Blowing Bobbles Hour/Bubble Up Hour/Fine Dining In A Bubble/Bubbling For Tongue For Dinner and Channel 6 News
Marcel Craig had abandoned his yarn newerg prang-prang-prang-prang-prang-prang-prang-prang! and slithered around the bend of life and into someone he never ever knew was there and then went into a vivid picture of someone he thought was there, but wasn’t Prang, prang!
Orangutang-tang!

Pssst! Editor here-these are all the improvements the “authors” repeatedly nixed

-It was “North Street” –Not “Gorth Street”
-Bin had actually been the host of the well-loved “Popcorn Hour” aired every day of the week inclooding Monday which was it’s day off for rest a PRANG PRANG PRANG PRANG PRANG PRANG PRANG PRANG PRANG PRANG PRANG PRANG PRANG!

P.S. Prang is my mistres and erotic Kitchen-Aide comfort -and she smalls of like beets

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#24. It Only Took A Glass Prism

By: Devin Kira Murphy

Green, blue, red, and all the colours of the rainbow, yes they wear engulfing Fred all at ones
Yes Fred was seeing all the colours fore the first time and it was amassing to him
It was amassing to him because until now he had only seen them as one single colour
This now sensation was courtesy of Judy and her school friends Samantha and Erin
Yes they showed him that it only tuck a glass prism
Wow, Fred was sow amassed he stared throw the prism all afternoon looking at all sorts of things
He know in his hart he shooed of visited Judy sooner, well at list he was visiting her now

#17. And It Hurts

By: Devin Kira Murphy

What’s going through your head, red, time for bed?
Ned use your head
It hurts, not now Ned
It’s time for bed!
Red red, I should have read the sign on the wall
Yes, the sign down the hall
Fall, fall, fall in love with Judy and her story of being stuck out of sync with normal time
Well, yes, you’re in a bind and once again Ned, remember – use your head
And it hurts, not, not now Ned
I said wait for Fred, Frank, Glenn and Marcel Craig
And while we’re waiting, let’s go read the sign on the wall way down the hall
Come follow me down the hall, now don’t fall
No Ned, I said we have to wait for Fred, Frank, Glenn and Marcel Craig
Well, ok – we can start now, even though they aren’t here
…Yes, oh yes, that is good Ned, oh so good

#13. The Day Fred Met Judy

By: Devin Kira Murphy & Joel Fox

The day Judy’s sister ate a bar of shampoo soap was the day Fred met Judy
Feed me, feed me was all she thought,
Feed me, feed me was all she felt…was he listening…to her hunger?
“We saved you some grub-chops”
was all she wanted to hear right now
But something was happening in her brain…
She didn’t know any Freds
…It was Frank!
It was Frank that had soiled her days
of desperation and despair
with his beauty and roller-jousting and after apple-camel
Frog-like wings and jitteriness was her soul and her heart and her lungs