Tag Archives: Cwadle-Ville

#39. The Day Judy Met Judy

By: Devin Kira Murphy

Judy hated her name, her last name
In fact she never used it
Even her friends didn’t use it
Well that was till the day she met Judy, Judy Short
Judy Short was from Cwadle-Ville just like Marcel Craig
But unlike Judy from New York State, Judy Short was short and pudgy and didn’t have red hair, she had black hair spiked straight up for a metre in the air
Judy was introduced to Judy Short by Marcel-Craig and during the introduction Judy told Judy short her last name and it’s Longtall
It’s very ironic because Judy Longtall is long and tall in height
Judy Longtall likes her name, her last name, now
In fact her friends even use it now


#11. North Of North-Hamlet

By: Devin Kira Murphy, Curtis Murphy & Joel Fox

One word, three syllables
Sounds like wallaby,
Not Quallaby
Geez guys, d’you got my peas?
Fe fi fo fum I’m the blood of the cheese monger from Cwadle-Ville,
North of North-Hamlet,
Off the cost of Schnitzelgrog
Where I am from
Buy me a hat, not a kite
Buy me a hat, not a kite
Buy my a kite and we’ll have a fight
That’s right
Fe fi fo fum,

P.S. This is not about Judy
It’s about Marcel Craig