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#55. I Didn’t Get Enough

By: Devin Kira Murphy

It’s just I didn’t get enough
I did not get enough of your loving
I didn’t get enough the first time
The first time, the time with you and Frank
It’s just Judy I didn’t get enough
I did not get enough of your loving
The second time, the time you stopped at 5:16.02pm
I wanted more,
I wanted more the first time
I wanted more the second,
I wanted more the second time as well
So maybe you me and Frank we could have another love triangle!
So what do you say?
How’s you go get Frank and meet me at the corner of First and Brown Streets
We can do it there,
In my upstairs bathroom’s bathtub or,
In my main level washroom stall or,
Under my kitchen sink,
Or anywhere you and Frank want to do it
Yeah we can do it lost-in-the-wilderness style or commando style or lost in the woods style or even hungry monkey style
I just learnt hungry monkey style it’s way cool,
So what do you say?
Lets have another love triangle!?!
Come on Judy,
I haven’t gotten enough,
Yet that is…


#7. Judy Is…

By: Devin Kira Murphy, with some help from Joel Fox

Judy is a virgin
Judy is a giantess
Judy has only done it lost in the woods style and she is under age
Judy is also under the bed right now with…
Judy is so understanding
Judy was so understanding when I said I saw her under the bed with Glenn doing it commando style, wait I thought that she had only done it lost in the woods style
Mish mash goes my mind, mish mash goes my mind
Oh my Judy where are my petting utensils?
Oh wait they must have been under the bed with you and Glenn
And who is Glenn anyway!
You bitch Judy!
Judy is a bitch
Judy is a giantess
She has only done it lost in the woods style
And Judy is a virgin
Mish mash goes me mind
Mish mash goes me mind

#5. Frankly, I’m Sick Of Judy

By: Devin Kira Murphy & Joel Fox, with some help from Curtis Murphy

Frankly, I’m sick of Judy
She is not a coffee table, or an overcoat worn and weathered
She is a bad, bad girl
She is not right
She has too much bite
She has not yet flown a kite
But she is still e-mailing Frank
I thought he was put away in the bank
Come over here and give me a spank
That’s right woman…
I love you, Judy,
But I’m sick of Frank
So come outside
So we can spank…together commando style or even lost-in-the- wilderness style
Come on…tell me a secret…what does this Frank character look like?
He is a bookworm
He doesn’t get outside much
He needs a friend
He is lost in the wilderness
And I want to get lost with him
Why can’t I get lost with you?
Because I love him…
I love his brown triangular spectacles and the way he flaunts his follicle-challenged head up next to my bosom every time I see him
I am still lost without him
Judy, get lost!
With Frank…and take me with you
Then we really will be lost-in-the wilderness…with Frank
P.S. Stop e-mailing Frank…but give me his number
P.P.S. I’m falling for Frank…please catch me Judy
P.P.R.S. I know you were coming and I baked you a cake
I sensed you
Just then, the doorbell rang
It was Frank
Hello! Hello! Are we going out to do it commando-style?
All of a sudden we were outside rubbing our heads up against her flaming bosom even though she had a flaming rash
But we forgave her

P.S. You can e-mail Frank whenever you want
Judy just spank me harder next time