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#69. Saturday

By: Devin Kira Murphy

It was Saturday,
In faked it was the Saturday after Judy’s return home from Boston after her successful finishing of exams
It was Saturday,
In faked it was the Saturday when she was to finely throw out that rotten spam casserole, the one that was still in her frig
It was kind of strange for Judy to have a spam casserole in her frig seeing as she’s vegetarian
It was Saturday,
In faked it was the Saturday when Judy would start her day of as always, but for one difference
The difference was to be that she would have some white wine with her cereal
Cereal, Judy always starts her day of with cereal, “Jane Fox’s Foxy Homemade Granola Mix” to be precise (well ever sins she gave up on Fruit Loops)
It was Saturday,
It was the Saturday when she would get drunk on white wine and then…
Well then she would have her old high school friends Samantha and Erin over for a good time
Well it was Saturday again,
Well it was to be the Saturday after the Saturday when Judy’s high school friends Samantha and Erin came over to her home
In faked it was to be the Saturday when Judy would wake up in her bed clinging lovingly to her high school friends Samantha and Erin, with the realization that they had never left…

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#32. Clowie’s Youth Con Breakfast Experience

By: Devin Kira Murphy

Clowie went and grabbed the big box of Frosted Oy-O’s and a bole
She pored some of the Oy-O’s in her bole, then she added some Dave’s Marshmallow Bits, some soy milk and a spoon
Now she was of to fined a seat, but there was nowhere for her to sit
So Clowie went and sat on a cross-dresser’s lap!
The cross-dresser was taken aback, he lurch sending Clowie’s bole of cereal fling across the tables
It landed on the head of a Rochester adviser named Ray just as he was grabbing a bagel
Instinctively Ray throw the bagel at the direction the cereal had come from, he missed Clowie and the cross-dresser
Instead he hit Klara, Clowie’s con friend in the face as she was enjoying a bagel and cream cheese
Yes that’s when all hell broke loos, with food fling everywhere
The food fight went on for a good will till one of the local Montreal advisors, a woman named Gen came in the room and distinctively yelled “STOP IT!!!”
Clowie never did get to have breakfast