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#28. Who’s The Hell Is Frank’s?

By: Devin Kira Murphy

Who’s the hell is Frank’s?
Not yours Judy
Not yours Judy
Judy’s -no, no he is not Judy’s
He is Betty’s!
He is Betty’s!
He is Betty’s, so go away Judy, ‘cause you have already lost the chance to claim his love and have him all to yourself
Go away and leave Betty alone
Go leave Betty alone with Frank
Oh, if you do go bother Betty, Judy, you better be prepared to fight her
Yes Judy if you go bother Betty you will end up fighting with her over Frank
So Judy don’t go visit Betty
Yes, hell right, Judy
Frank is Betty’s


#27. Frank Loves…Who???

By: Joel Fox

Finally, the day had come . . . where Judy was to graduate from youth group
She had graduated now and so had all her buddies
Now it was time to think about the future
She thought about becoming a minister – she asked her close friend, Betty, if she should
Betty is going to be a minister too!
Well, thanks, Betty
Judy calls up her long-time penpal, Frank . . . he is going to be a minister too!
But what he doesn’t tell her is that he’s only doing it because Betty is doing it
Oh my god!
Frank is in love with Betty – all this time he had thought “Judy” was her name!
But does he realize it yet?

#21. Judy Goes To A Youth Con Worship Service

By: Devin Kira Murphy & Curtis Murphy

The service was scheduled for 12 midnight
So when it was nearly 1:47, the youth knew it was almost time to begin
They went and woke up the sleeping advisors, who were passed-out on the couches they had commandeered for the adviser sleeping area
Everyone gathered into the big room next to the sanctuary, joined hands, and began the ascent to worship, while singing the ritual droning of “gather here in the mystery of the hour, gather here in one strong body, gather here in the struggle and the power spirits draw near…”
The lights were dimmed, the candles were lit, and everyone was ready for the spiritual sharing to begin
Judy was excited as this was her first time attending a con at the Unitarian Congregation Of South Peel
As the theme of this service was spontaneous moments, the service began with the reworked Unitarian version of the highly spiritual classic,”The Cat In The Hat”
Then a South Peel youth got up and invited individuals to light a candle and say a few words about the hope they had for the future
Following this, a ball was passed around as everyone shared recollections of a spontaneous moment in their own lives
The service ended as it had begun, with everyone joining in a song
The closing song was the highly anticipated “we are the flow, we are the ebb, we are the weavers, we are the web”
The planned activities for the night ended with the frenzied post-worship group hug in Fellowship Hall
After the hug everyone went off to their separate nighttime activates, such as, crab wars, silent football, and wink, which Judy opted for
After the game of wink died down, Judy fell asleep in a cuddle- puddle with her friends Frank, Glenn, Stephen, Albert, and Betty a new friend whom she had just met at this conference
Of course, this being a CUC sanctioned youth event, the cuddle- puddle was an inclusive, non-sexual gathering, which obeyed all the rules
Good night Judy!