By: Devin Kira Murphy
Why did you send me beans?
Ok I did tell you I like honey-rusted soybeans
But what’s with jang-go-beans?
Yes that’s right jang-go-beans those extremely sawyer, jalapeno flavoured, gritty textured, pepper scented, bleach white coloured, rectangle shaped beans
Why did you send a 1000kg crate of them to me?
Oh and do you know who in the fabric of the cosmos is Frank?
P.S. I do know what Frank looks like, but what I guess I’m asking is what is he all about?