#46. We Never Should Have Bought It

By: Devin Murphy

What’s up with this vehicle?
It takes us ‘round
It haphazardly takes us ‘round our little world
We never should have bought it
What’s up with this home?
It keeps us warmer
It barely keeps us warmer then it’s outside
We never should have bought it
We bought it from Fritz’s Motor-Shack Liquidation World on Old Side-Road 13
We couldn’t get it insured
Yeah, we couldn’t even get it certified safe enough for use on any kind of roadway

What’s up with this vehicle?
It speeds us ‘round
It dangerously speeds us ’round our little world
We never should have bought it
What’s up with this home?
It keeps us colder
It barely keeps us colder then it’s outside
We never should have bought it
We should have bought from Mike’s Motorhome Superstore on Highway 1, yeah, instead
We’d get a motorhome insured
Yeah we’d even get a motorhome certified safe enough for use on any kind of roadway

What’s up with this vehicle?
What’s up with this home?
It moves us ‘round
It keeps us sweaty
It crankily moves us ‘round our little world
It really keeps us sweaty and very goosebumpy
We never should of bought it
We bought, we did, The Shack On Wheels from Fritz’s Motor-Shack Liquidation World
We never should have bought it

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One response to “#46. We Never Should Have Bought It

  1. I love this. Its very real. Well done.

    Like

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