By: Devin Kira Murphy & Joel Fox
Oh why do I miss her so?
Oh why do I miss those sleepless nights?
Oh why am I falling asleep?
Oh me! Oh my! Oh why!
Oh why is she friendly as a moose?
Why does she have to look like my uncle’s pet goose, Harriet?
I long for you
I can’t wait another 40 days and 39 nights to pet you more heavily then last time(the non-sexual-but-still-arousing kind)
Oh why are you e-mailing Frank?
I can’t wait to see you, my love
You are like a good book-
I can never get through you quick enough
You are always wasting my time!
I’ll see you in 39 nights and 40 days
…but not with Frank
And who the fuck is Frank?
P.S. I am bringing my petting utensils